Willie and Short Round are Here!

Yesterday I was really bored, so I thought, why don't I make the temple of doom and the last crusade, in addition to the grim reaper thing? So I've made short round And Wille!
Wille took a while because I had to stitch on the head.
I FINALLY saw raiders of the lost ark on tuesday and the melting face was AWESOME!!!!!!! Toht was like ha ha ha then like uhhhhhh and then Belloq's head totally BLEW UP!!!! It was totally INSANE!!!!!

THE END

"oops. That wasn`t supposed to happen. oh well, at least shes out of the way now. meanwhile, in a different part of the temple,socki had found the crystal skull!!
"I`ll put it on my belt."
And everyone lived happily ever after.

THE END

p.s all except for sword guy, who sulked in his room for all of eternity.

The adventures of sockiana jones: Sockiana v.s the Grim Reaper coming soon!!

BYE IRINA

"Jump slash!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Irina as she ran towards Mutt. "Ohh, a quarter."
"Uh oh. said Irina.
"$#%$@!@$#%$#%@$!!!!!!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Hours later, Mutt and Irina where in the temple, having the battle to the end. "Hi-yaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! screamed Irina as she slashed her sword at Mutt. "Whoa. that was close ." said Mutt. "But your going to have to do better then that!!
"MISSED!!!!! HA HA HA!!! said Irina gleefully
"But now I have to finish you."

"Whoa girl, keep all pointy objects away from throats at all times!!!!!"
Screamed Mutt as Irina slammed her sword toward the ground. Suddenly,they all heard a voice. "Hey, stop!!!" It said. then a man came out from behind a tree. "I`m the sword master from the first movie. Sockiana was supposed to shoot me.
"no." said Irina darkly. "Your not in this story."

Poof!

Part 3

"Wow, they sure hid that temple pretty good." said Mutt Williams, as he and sockiana looked for the temple of the crystal skull. "Yeah." replied socki "Hey, I think I see it"
"HALT!" said a person that just came out of nowhere.
"Who are you?" asked mutt. "I am Irina Spalko, and I`m on a quest to find the crystal skull. "She said. "Hey so are we!" said Mutt. "Oh. In that case I need to destroy you."

"HI-YAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"There it is, Marion. The golden bark." said sockiana. Marion looked confused "Don`t you mean the golden ar-" "Shut up, Marion! If you say that then it will be copying, and it won`t necessarily be a parody. duh." hissed socki. "I`ll put it on my belt.


End of part 2

" Director, sir, I have done many things in my life, but being killed by a
giant snake is not on my to-do list." said socki Socki, you don`t get killed. you watched the movies, didn't you?
"uhhhhhhh... yeah. sorry about that. heh heh. I`ll get going. bye." replied Socki. when Socki got in the book, he was panicking. "Aw man why didn't I watch those movies?" he asked himself. "Wait, I have an idea!!!!"
" Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!! paper airplane ride! come on Marion, fly up here!!!
"weeeeeeeeee!!! great idea, Socki!!!"
to be continued...

PART 2

"Poor Sallah." said Marion, as her and sockiana looked for the treasure. "Yeah." said sockiana.
"Look, I see it! tHE TREASURE Camera guy, zoom in on it!

" WHOA! TO CLOSE, MAN!!" he said. "Gulp" gulped Marion. "socki, I need to tell you somthing. I`m afraid of really close close-ups." "Wimp." said socki. "Socki , are you afraid of anything?"asked Marion. "Well, there is one thing I`m not to hot about. " admitted Socki. "The only thing that makes the hairs on my back is stand on an end is...
Snakes."
" CUT!!! CUT!! STOP THE CAMERA! I NEED TO HAVE A TALK WITH THE DIRECTOR!!!!
to be continued...

"There is`nt even any booby traps! I totally rock. oh. that stinks.
RUN!!!!" "wait, who am I talking to?"
Ah HA!!!!!!! In your stupid face, rock sucker!!!!

END OF PART 1

Sockiana Jones: The Story

sorry I have not posted in a while, but I`m making a Sockiana Jones story! Here are the
first couple of pages.There will be more every day.


When there are
really awesome stuff
to be find, who do you call? SOCKIANA JONES!!!!!
lets see what he`s up to.
look! he`s found the golden idol!!!
" I`ll put it on my belt." He said.

You are going to love this

you are going to like this.
IT`S THE GRIM REAPER
oh yeah. I rock.

I know the photo below is what one might call "suggestive",
but those are the people I don`t listen to.

baseball and an adventurer

this is Joe Billy Bob. He is OBSESSED with the Phillies. I made him for dad on fathers day. this guy is not made from socks but I like him. If you watch the misadventures of flapjack, you should know this guy as captain k`nuckles with a few changes.